Chapter Four

Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? 1:

Couch, and I’ve done it in my car, in a small space in a basement, and on the wall =P

Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:2:

OMFG AMAZINGGGGG I somehow let out a loud orgasm haha

A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 3:

The Vampire Lestat

Something that never fails to make you horny:4:

Kissing and biting my bottom lip

Where is one place you would never have sex:5:

my parents room, god who knows what kind of gross shit happened in there

The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________6:

this dude’s girlfriend called him while he was inside me and he let out a weird moan when he answered the phone call

Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:7:

 to be honest, getting my curves touched

What is the best way to sexually bind someone:8:

pleasureeeee

Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:9:

HANDCUFFS!!!

What is the fastest way to make you horny:10:

Kiss me with tongue and bite my lip and touch my sass haha

Top or bottom? 11:

TOP

We were about to ____________ but then ______________12:

we were about to kiss but then he tricked me into giving him a BJ

Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug? 13:

nope, my sex life awesome as is

Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 14:

three orgasms are the best

Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 15:

a pregnancy test and my birth control

Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:16:

”Ms I like to give blow jobs”

Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:17:

Like licking and sucking haha

Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:18:

uhm weirdest sexual axt was when I was sitting on a car seat and the guy tried to fuck, didn’t work out I had to make him sit and I rode him

Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]19:

No, ew no

Is it ever okay to not use a condom:20:

It is okay when you are on the pill, and when you are trying to get pregnant

Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?21:

N/A

A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:22:

CHOCOLATEEEEEEE

How big is too big (peniswise): 23:

you can never be too big =P, but if you are small then we have a problem

One sexual thing you would never do:24:

ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES A THIRD OR MULTIPLE PEOPLE

Biggest turn on:25:

lip biting and scratches

Three spots that drive you insane:26:

my inside one, my neck, and my boobs haha

Worst possible time to get horny:27:

when I am mad

Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:28:

YESSSS

Worst sexual idea you ever had: 29:

nothing really

How much fapping is too much fapping:30:

fapping for like a month

Best sexual complement you ever got:31:

”god I love your curves”

Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:32:

NO COMMENT

Is it good sex if you don’t nut:33:

NO ITS SUCKY SEX!

Fill in the blanks: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”34:

leave 

What your favorite part of your body:35:

my boobssssssssssss

Favorite foreplay activities:36:

making out to the extreme

Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]37:

uhmmmm hmmmm 

What do you wear to bed?38:

shorts and a random black tanktop

When was the first time you masturbated:39:

this is fucking weird I can’t even remember

Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 40:

no but this dude does……………………

Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?41:

no

Have/would you ever have sex outside?42:

NO

Have/would you ever had a threesome?43:

NO

What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?44:

a fucking weird thing I can’t recall

Have/would you ever masturbate at work? 45:

OMFG Lol NO

Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?46:

sure

What is one song you’d like to have sex to?47:

Closer NIN or Superman Eminem

What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?48:

give me a sexy smile

Most attractive celebrity?49:

RYAN FUCKIN REYNOLDS

Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 50:

no

If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now 51:

shit a day old

Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? 52:

NO

What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? 53:

licking my jaw bone

Do you have stretch marks? 54:

yes

How do you feel about your stretch marks? 55:

ugh awful

Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks? 56:

nah

Do you like giving head? (why/why not) 57:

YES

How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 58:

mmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 59:

I would feel like a crimminal

Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?60:

hot stuff

Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?61:

these weird ass questionares

Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)62:

noooooooo

Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?63:

no idea, he doesn’t even have a tumblr =]

Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?64:

nahh, I suggested it once but he was like ”how big would I go to get breast implants” 

Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 65:

pornstar I guess

Do you watch porn?66:

nope

How small is too small? 67:

5 inches =/ I knew a guy who was THAT small, and he tried to sleep with me, once I saw it I got up and dressed and left.

Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 68:

yes, cause I love sex too much haha

Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?69:

uhmmm hmmmm

Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?70:

if he lets me, and if I let him

Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?71:

nah

Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?72:

yes

If you could give yourself head, would you?73:

I am girl thank you very much

Booty or Boobs? 74:

boobs

If you had a penis, what would you name it?75:

Lycan

Have you ever been on an official date? 76:

it was cute and sweet at the same time, cause we catched up on so many things, and I admited that I liked him in 10th grade

Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)77:

no comment

If you were a stripper, what would your name be?78:

no idea

Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) 79:

NO

How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? 80:

burn my matress 

What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina 81:

HOLY SHIT WOW hahaha

This fucking weird as hell; to be honest. Like today I get call from my cousin saying that this dude’s GF or so called ”fiancee” as she told my co worker, my cousin says that the fat ass bitch is looking for me with all of her fucking family.

Like seriously bitch?! I DID NOTHING TO YOU SO WHY DON’T YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY BACK THE FUCK OFF! BEFORE I FUCKING BREAK YOUR FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE!. . SO FUCK YOU.

So if you suspect ANYTHING but ANYTHING that is going between me and your so called fiance,  there is NOTHING GOING ON HE IS JUST MY FRIEND NOTHING MORE.

Remus Lupin I love you <3.

Patrick Star is a fucking genius with his fucking nonsense =]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET REPLACED BY A FUCKING SANDWHICH?!?!

DAT LIONNESS

11TH GRADE MEMORIES WITH THAT SONG

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

BLUE!!!!!!!!

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

Milk, if it would be soy milk please

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

angel wings

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

BIG, I loved it

5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

uhm my god-mother Mary she’s amazinggg

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

strawberry and vanilla

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

Me looking weird in my 5th grade picture, like I’m trying to hold back a laugh

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

Me hitting on this guy and making a fool out of myself when I told him I liked Good Charlotte and that it was the BEST BAND EVER [[still is in my case =P]]

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

Laughing rather loudly during my French class about the words ”plus tard”

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

Ninjas cause they do awesome shit

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

Not really

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

Yesss!!, omfg fuck yes dude

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

A panda!!!!!!

14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?

my boobs lol

15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?

my loving side

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

Gaga

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

I nearly did but I get bored

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

nope

19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?

hmmm shrimp scampi!

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with

Butter?

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

neither YUCK

22: Which continents have you been on?

South, Central

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

Yes,  =/, when I was little I traveled to this place in a bus, as soon as the bus stopped and I was getting off the bus I puked everything 

24: Backpacks or satchels?

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

Rainbow jacket yes, cause I love rainbows, neon yellowe sweater yes!, and checkered pants no

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

Ed,Edd, and Eddy

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

omfg both, cause they;re so cuuuuuuute

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Paris <3

29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?

From Panama here to the US =/ 12 hours!!!!!!!!!!!

30: The latest you’ve ever slept?

15 hours

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

nope

32: Do you pick at scabs?

I have a weird habit of doing that

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

Red~

34: How far can you throw a baseball?

I have no clue

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

Sweden!

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

Vietnamese, and it was good

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

Liberal Arts school, I get to focus more on my major

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

A relationship with love

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

yes

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

nopee

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

no, I ignore it

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

Yeappp

43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?

hanged out with my wifey and passed out candy

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

I already do, to red

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

Yessum

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

Yeaaa

47: City or nature person?

CITY

48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

uh no

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?

yes

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY

I;m funny, loving, random, weird, and serious when I need to be

I have returned my fellow readers, sorry for the LONG wait =/ I have been so busy it kept slipping my mind that I had a blog. BAD AUDRI BAD. And I thought of this constantly 

And also cause I’ve been so sucked into work again, =///

But on the bright-side I’m happy <3

Things have been pretty awesome lately =]

But if you are my special someone, I hope you know but this speaks the whole truth

This cat is so BAMF

1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?

my first kiss was my friend’s ex, and it was nice lol cause I bit his hand and he couldn’t help himself so he kissed me, then more kissing happened then we fucked lol

2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?

yes I am :D, and I am very much happy

3. Do you have a crush?

I have a crush

4. Who is your crush?

my boyfrienddd

5. Are you a virgin?

do I seem like a fucking virgin!?

6. What do you think of Valentine’s Day?

I love it, cause I have my true love

7. Who is your Valentine?

my boo boo Mikey

8. Have you ever asked anyone out?

Erm no

9. Who is your celebrity crush?

Ryan Gossling

10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?

Yea, and I was mean about it too

11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?

I know he does, cause he told me

12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine’s Day?

SMUSH!

13. What’s the best Valentine’s Day that you’ve had so far?

when my boyfriend was my Valentine again

14. What’s your idea of a perfect date?

dinner, the movies, and then coming home to spend it together

15. How do you know when you’re in love?

when your heart beats faster and you get excited

16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?

omg yes! and I feel it that way now

17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?

I know I am NOT the clingy type, but like it depends really

18. Do you feel like you’re loved on an everyday basis?

Yesss

19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.

No I wait until HE makes the move and I respond

20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?

I haven’t

21. Do you feel like you’re the dumpee or dumper most of the time?

N/A

22. What’s your “type”?

Tall, Muscular, Sexy, Blue, or Green eyes, HAS to be a musician, has to have the same sense of humour as me, and put up with my crazyness and randomness

23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?

sexy hands and sexy eyes

24. Are you a hopeless romantic?

that I am

25. Do you think that you’re a good kisser?

Yes

26. What’s the farthest that you’ve ever gone?

I have done just about everything in sex, minus the orgie and threesome part

27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

I found out through a co-worker that he liked me, until I told him that I am taken

28. Have you ever been someone’s secret admirer?

I have no idea

29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?

I can’t think of any right now but they always involve my boo

30. What’s something that always turns you on?

Kissing my neck, and being held really really close to him

k!

Who do you like and Why?

I like…………… this supermegafoxysexyhot guy that I have wrapped up all around my finger

Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?

Yes, and I was in love once and its with the guy I am with now, cause he makes me feel like a kid, the way he looks at me makes my heart race faster

Longest relationship you’ve ever been in, and why did it end?

6 years, and it ended cause of personal reasons and I couldn’t be happy with him anymore, and I found out the hardest way ever that he cheated on me when we were

together, and he never really loved me, he played me, so I took matters in my hands…….I cheated too, we were BASICALLY broken up by then, we then tried

to make it work but I couldn’t so we broke up again so like after that I began to change. And I let my real self come out

Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?

I can’t remember

Pretend I’m you ex, what do you want to say to me?

FUCK YOU BASTARD

Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes </3

Have you ever cheated?

Yes 

Would you date someone who’s know for cheating, if yes why?

LMFAO NEVER

What’s the most important part of a relationship?

TRUST AND HONESTY

Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

Serious relationships

When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?

Wtf no

How many people have you ever hooked up with?

4……………

What’s one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?

Giving him honesty

What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

Doesn’t matter as long as you are not a kid yourself

Do you believe in the phrase, “Age is just a number?” 

I used to believe that, until things turned very ugly

What about “Love at first sight”? 

Sure,

Turn on’s?

Kissing, being close together, the smell of nicotine,  someone who smokes weed, being funny, talking sexy to get under my skin

Turn off’s?

Smelling gross, an alcoholic, a drug addict

What do you consider a deal breaker?

hmmmmmmmmmm let me get back to you

How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?

when he acts shady

Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?

Yes, for 11 months and 27 days!!!

Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

Yes, cause that’s what happened when my ex and I broke up

Do you think people should date their friends?

If they are really really good friends

How many relationships have you had?

3

Do you think love can last forever?

I believe so if its with the right person

Do you believe love can conquer all things?

Yes

Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?

Yes and I had to because it was breaking mine and my parents trust

If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

Don’t ever date guys who treat you bad

Do you think long distance relationships can work? 

Yes

What do you notice first about another person? 

Their personality and confidence

Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?

NOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPE I LOVE THEM ALL

lmfao 

Shalala, and my Kelly <3  lol.

 for my Shalalala, thank you so much for the magnificent idea, cause I didn’t have any clue about what to blog about next.

so thanks much love to you.

And as you said before this will be about………..pokemon =))

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Jigglypuff and Pikachu!!

I have always liked Pikachu for some odd reason.

But foREVer it’ll be Charmander, and Dragonite

don’t hate, you know its cute.

and if someone has a problem, here you go

dude I want this

bad ass 

AND BEYOND DISTURBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

sorry Shalala I had to add Harry Potter

Charmander don’t give a shit, it just does what he does best

Charrizard!!!

AWKWARDNESS 

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Don’t say I didn’t warn you cause its a very perverted one, so I’ll post pictures and eventually post the thing I did

I always feel this scared, for some reason and then I go crazy and I would want to get on the ride again!

1. Have you ever had intercourse?

fuck yes!!!

2. Oral sex?

yeappp

3. Licked an ass?

ew wtf no

4. Had your ass licked?

no LOL

5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?

ROFL NO!

6. Swallowed cum?

yes. haha

7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?

nope

8. Had anal sex?

Yes, and to honest I quite like it

9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?

no

10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?

no, wtf

11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?

no

12. Did a threesome?

No but the last guy I slept with suggested one, but no

13. Did a foursome?

NO

14. Been in an orgy?

no

15. Been in a gangbang?

no

16. Had sex in public?

no

17. Snowballed?

lmao no

18. Had your toes licked or sucked?

no

19. Licked or sucked someones toes?

no

20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?

uhm sure I can’t even remember

21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?

no

22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?

no

23. Reached on orgasm?

Yes

24. Watched porn?

wtf fuck you no

25. Bought a dirty magazine?

never

26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?

no

27. Let someone video tape you having sex?

no

28. Had sex without protection?

Yes, it was nice

29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?

no what the fuck

30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?

GROSS NO

31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?

no

32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?

no but I did with my friend’s ex. BOOM I SLEPT WITH YOUR EX!

33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?

no

34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?

</3 old times

35. Made someone pass out from sex?

no actually he did

36. Tasted your own cum?

no

37. Masturbated?

psh 

38. Let someone watch you? 

no

39. Ever showed you naked on cam?

I never did

40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEVER WANT TO

41. Been ate or eaten someone?

no

42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

no it was for like 4 hours……………… until a call interrupted us

43. Had sex in a vehicle?

came really close to

44. Been caught having sex?

LMAO no, but I got questioned about it

45. Paid for sex

no

46. Used toys during sex?

NO

47. Used food?

whipped cream and syrup, YES I AM KINKY haha

48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?

no

49. Ever been dominated in bed?.

the last person did

50. Ever had a wet dream?

no

51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?

no

52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?

yes

53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name

lmao that would’ve been funny ”UGHNNN YESS WHAT’S YOUR NAME AGAIN?? OOO YESS” no I make sure I know their name first

OMFG ITS SO CUTE AND FUNNY!!